Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

Cool Body

Chill; anyone can get along with this type of person

Dyson is a cool body, you never see him in any drama with anyone.

by Prepossessing November 6, 2018

Colossus

Colossus is a superhero badass with incresdible strength and amazingly good speed for his metallic organic steel. But the poor guy took one for the team and died by the legacy virus

PS he came back and kicked everyone's ass

That Colossus is heroic

by Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin November 22, 2018

cool

something or someone who shows attraction 101

he is so cool

by wonderperson123 February 28, 2019

Cool Blooded Hispanic

Contrary to the common, hot blooded Hispanic, cool blooded Hispanics are capable of conversing without drawing attention to themselves or interrupting the conversations of people around them. Often thought of as a myth, the cool blooded Hispanics are rare and are often never seen in groups, usually only one is seen within a larger group of hot blooded Hispanics, and due to the nature of hot blooded Hispanics, cool blooded ones go un-noticed to the untrained observer.

Look at those two cool blooded Hispanics, they are having a conversation without raising their voices.

by j4m41c4ndud3 April 30, 2019

Cool Pepe Beans

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019

colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019