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Puerto Rican chandelier

A CD hanging from the rear view mirror or ny CD hanging anywhere as decoration.. the more CD's hanging the classier the chandelier.
"I don't know how you can drive with your Puerto Rican chandelier reflecting the sun into your face"

Changed my mind 

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

parts changer 

Mistakenly referred to as a mechanic or service technician.
These individuals can be found at your local auto dealer or
repair garage. They brag about being Automotive Service
Excellence (ASE) certified, even though they don't practice
diagnosing a problem. If the OBD code or service manual
flow chart don't tell them the problem they are clueless.
My piece of shit Pontiac G6 is back @ the dealership for the
fourth time man! -No shit?! Yeah, their fucking
parts changers can't fix my tranny right.
parts changer by V0n December 2, 2011

Voice Changer 

a regular female companion with whom a virgin has a romantic or sexual relationship. a substitute for the word "girlfriend."
Hey, so who's ur voice changer?
Voice Changer by jeanetteeee October 8, 2019

50-50 chance 

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated
Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.

50-50 chance by Dick Banger May 22, 2008

ice cube's chance in hell 

There is no way something is going to happen
You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!