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Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water
"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell
by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016
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camel wank

Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.
by Pm4whipping February 7, 2017
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camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.
David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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Camel tail

Male version of the camel toe. See monkey knuckles and snake and eggs.
Jason: Did you see the camel tail on that hipster?

Emily: Yeah, his pants were super tight.
by Keng1012 April 14, 2017
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Cameltoe

1. Excess skin on the vagina. So if you wear Yoga pants/ leggings Or blue jeans that are too tight, your pants will ride upwards causing a Cameltoe.

2. To help cover up a Cameltoe, wear thick panties. Preferably cotton and Boyshort (or boxers)cause they don't run upwards into your pussy.

3. There's a crazy chic I know that got a tattoo on her Left Big Toe of a camel. .So everyone laughs and says she's got a Cameltoe!
Excess Skin vaginayoga pantsleggingsTightblue jeansPantspanties, BoyshortTattooLeft Big Toe
Please take those tight blue jeans off so the kids at school don't make fun of your Cameltoe!
by RachealBear November 15, 2017
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Camel-Toe Inspection

An inspection performed to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
Katia: Haha!!!! Hey, check this out. Do you see something wrong with the picture Kristen just posted of herself??

Adam: Oh no! Haha! You can't skip a camel-toe inspection especially if your going to share a picture in spandex pants! That's so embarrassing!

Katia: Yup! One must always perform an inspection to ensure a picture is free from embarrassing camel-toe before sharing on social media.
by SuperKatGirl November 29, 2017
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Camels

Arrogant, bigoted, immodest Iranians (may include other Middle-Eastern folks) who thoroughly believe they and their culture are superior to everything and everyone else. They lie, cheat, and steal to get their way, and when they are mistreated in that manner in return, they become angry and say it's unfair and feel victimised, and will even say they're being discriminated.
Jake: "My boss runs a business where he sells used and refurbished merchandise as new.. it's so shady."

Jim: "And he hasn't been caught? Where is he from?"

Jake: "He's middle eastern.. Iranian, I think, or 'Persian' ...That's what they call themselves, right?"

Jim: "I'd just say they're camels. By majority, they are all the same, i'm telling you. All."

Jake: "I believe so."
by PersianIsBest February 11, 2018
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