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cheese bagging 

The vegetarian version of 'Wolf Bagging'. (Note the vegan version has never been attempted as most vegans are virgins + creme is normally involved in the latter stages of 'Cheese Bagging').
During anal sex, the male takes charge of a large block of mature Cheddar cheese and at the point of ejaculation pounds the Kidney area of his partner with hard cheese. The more mature the cheese the greater the sensation (See also 'The Gripper', 'Slackers' and 'Silverback').

This in turn makes the victim retch and the anal cavity constrict increasing pleasure for the Cheese Bagger. This is Cheese Bagging.
cheese bagging by James S D Wright January 12, 2008
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Cheese Burger 

Guys who think highly of themselves and try to act "cool" by hipster standards or local popular standards, when in actuality they are very lame, pretentious, and/or whack.
The guy, Chris, who buys weed from James Franco in Pineapple Express while Seth Rogen is waiting inside the apartment.

James Franco: What's up, Chris?
Chris: Yo. Hey, son.
James: Hey
Chris: How you doin', buddy?
James: Alright, holmes. Good. Who's this?
(shady percocet question)
James: Chris, you told him I was gonna sell percoset? What the fuck, man?
(tries to pound fists with JF - JF fakes him out)
James: Yeah, nice. Peace out holmes.

Chris is a cheese burger.
Cheese Burger by cookylady September 30, 2011

Cheese Grater Effect 

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

cheese head 

Look at that ridiculous cheesehead sittin' in the barn!
cheese head by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Cheese Fries 

Potato wedges fried in boiling fat, smothered in solidified fat, and usually consumed after being dipped in liquid fat (or Fry Sauce)
Rebecca: "I'm craving cheese fries like none other..."
Caitlyn: "It's because they infuse their cheese with cocaine."
Cheese Fries by Rebeshka April 9, 2008

cheese.com

#1 resource for cheese. Currently 652 cheeses in the databank.
Fuck, they even have a search by textures option!
cheese.com by Moo May 25, 2003

Cheese Grill 

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.
Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"
Cheese Grill by FeralUser1690 June 30, 2009