status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009

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Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

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creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

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kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

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