Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter

Make me a clean blake please

by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020

Dad bike

Full dresser Harley Davidson or a big touring bike with fairing.

Given up on life and moved onto a dad bike.

by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020

Sexy Bike Chica

(AKA sbc)A womxn riding a bike. Presence of bike brings out and highlights the already present sexiness of SBC. Hella woke.

Person 1: Hey did you see that sexy bike chica at the protest?
Person 2:The one with the “Fuck I.C.E.” glasses standing in front of us when Angela Davis was speaking?

Person 1: Thass the one.

Person 2: Yessss, hella sbc vibez.

by maxmopizza June 20, 2020

Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.

Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

by bparker2424 November 1, 2020

quantum bike phenomenon

When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.

person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."

by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020