DIY Birthday Divorce

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.

Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole

by MooDank August 31, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

by sailorpax January 17, 2017

google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017

queens birthday

The Queens Birthday is used to show a positive event.

"That's the queens birthday right there" - Sniper Tf2

by Venabob56 January 4, 2018

french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

by Don't worry bout a thing May 18, 2018

Chocolate Birthday

The act of three naked black men placing excrement inside of your mouth.

Oh shit charlie just got a Chocolate Birthday!

by GamerSauce1235 June 2, 2018