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Effeminate Beard

A beard worn by a hipster that is NOT an Ironic beard (i.e. very long or very bushy).

A beard, typically in the 3/4" to 2" long range, that is not an ironic beard, but is worn by a man that is neither "outdoorsy" nor particularly a "manly" man.

A beard worn to disguise the overly sensitive nature of the wearer, typically in his early 20's, when in the presence of traditionally masculine men.

A beard worn by a homosexual in an attempt to appear heterosexual due to a working situation that puts him in close proximity to other men in an overwhelming hetereosexual environment.
Samuel was really upset that his friends had better long beards and handlebar mustaches than he did. As a minor protest, he decided to trim his at 2 inches, thereby remaining both impractical for his fast food service job and just slightly hipster cool at the same time. This was the birth of the effeminate beard.

Brad was crying in the men's locker room last week and some guys made fun of him. Now he is growing an effeminate beard and hoping they won't notice him so much.
by Activista December 4, 2013
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Cheeto Beard

A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.
"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
by agentsmyth January 10, 2014
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Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 22, 2011
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you just got beaned

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit
by SNAAAAAAAAAKE June 16, 2017
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blue beard

A person, usually male, with multiple partners.
A player, or not.
You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.

I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 14, 2007
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Beardo

A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.
Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch??

Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!
by Ninja-neer March 16, 2011
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beardo

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)
Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.
by salthebeardo March 1, 2009
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