the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

cool beans

a synonym for "tight" used in the 80s. The phrase originally referred to hits of XTC. See :Beans

Person 1: I have to hits of E

Person 2: Cool Beans!

by Pariahking April 27, 2008

cool beans

An interjection used to express contentness. A less enthusiastic version of "Hooray".

When Sally learned she was having macaroni and cheese for dinner, her response was "cool beans".

by Jeffrey Bryan September 17, 2008

brown beans and rice queen

Usually a homosexual/bi/curious caucasion male of any age, that is primarily or only attracted to other men of color. This caucasion male does not typically have a preference, as long as the male is of another ethnicity. The term derives from many racial (truths) stereotypes of the many different ethnic foods consumed by either Asian (including "red-dot" indians) regarding the rice reference, beans for all males of latin decent and brown for (usually brown to lighter brown skinned) african-americans. Unfortunately, this does not necessarily mean the caucasion male with this preference actually see's the object of their affection for thier physical beauty or personality but more so just for their ethnic background. For example, a caucasion male could be currently dating a young, very attractive and fit Asian male but still leave him for or cheat on him with another lesser attractive male, purely out of instinct and just because he is asian thus leaving most men of color to shy away from "brown beans and rice" queens because they usually feel more like a fetish than a preference.

Domonique: "Tommy is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

Brandon: "No way, wait....really? How do you know?"

Domonique: "Well, he dated Tyrone for like 2 years, last month he was seeing Juan but then he cheated on Juan with Arjun and tonight he's tryin' to mac on David Cho!"

Brandon: "Oh wow, you're right! He is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

by Domin077 March 14, 2009

Beans

A disabled, or simple person.

Retard, downy, rasberry ripple, dumbass, idiot, spak, spastic, timmy!

pornounced : Beanschhh (like a retard)

by tittytomtom May 1, 2006

Beano

AKA Party Boy. To be in an eternal state of partying. When asked what you are doing, to resbond "Oh I'm just partying"
Also a product used to reduce gas.

"Man Beano was a party boy when he hung out with Sailor Jerry"

by K-money May 10, 2004

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008