bastard

son of a king who can't be a prince

u gonna pay for this,u bastard!

by utkrant September 5, 2005

God Damn Bastard

The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!

Delete my definitions? Like hospital food?

by Viv Savage January 26, 2005

Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.

1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...

by cherry February 28, 2004

bastardised bottomburp

I think he is Australian and has added about 750 words. Only Diego has added more definiton's.

Bastardised Bottomburp is one of the urbandictionary kings. Except some of his words are quite shit.

by Diego September 28, 2003

Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man

Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?

by Dstruxion April 16, 2018

baser

Someone who bases their whole life on getting high

Don't trust her she ain't nothing but a baser

by Supergirl_Wan July 28, 2008