August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

by Julie davidson October 16, 2019

August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.

No one likes people born on August 3rd.

by doubleduckinmybutt November 1, 2019

august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.

person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol

by thats not me February 16, 2021

August 24

This is National Love Day 8/24 the two numbers on Kobe Bryant’s back aka the real goat r.i.p to a legend, shoot a ball yell “For Kobe”

August 24 National Kobe Day
“Aye shoot this”
“Ight..... For Kobe”

by King of the grind January 27, 2020

august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3

"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"

by leo likes balls February 21, 2022

August 14

National send a titty drop video to your partner day

A : Hey babe guess what day it is ;)
B : its august 14
A : you know what that means babe u csnt say no
B : Finee give me 5 mins

by sky..<3 August 13, 2022

August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

by Owendunca July 29, 2021