August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

by Julie davidson October 16, 2019

August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.

No one likes people born on August 3rd.

by doubleduckinmybutt November 1, 2019

august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.

person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol

by thats not me February 16, 2021

August 4

Ask your crush out day

Dude it’s august 4 go ask your crush out. It’s ask your crush out day

by SHABSUDKKWAISKDIKSJ August 4, 2021

August 24th

If someone is born august 24th especially a girl then she’s a keeper. She’s absolutely hilarious is very sarcastic and always up for a laugh. At first u might think she’s rude or think she’s think she’s all that but once u get to know her she’s has a banging personality. August 24 links to Asia very well so there’s a strong chance they could be either German or Indian.

Jay: I’m linking some girl yk her personality is bangingg
Jordan: rahh her birthdays august 24th innit

Jay: yhhh dun know

by Dw innih June 18, 2020

August Anglemyer

My love. My lover. My Man. My Rock.

August Anglemyer is Misti Peterson's ONE.

by OneMistake December 14, 2021

august 25

the day some humans were born. HONESTLY y’all are amazing <3. You guys are so cool but controlling u VIRGOS. being controlling is ok just not so much >:/. aight that’s it.

whoever born on August 25, I LYSM

by venuspsarklz October 30, 2021