anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles

i really need anal candles

by cc_fresh October 16, 2021

anally violated

Raped via the rectum

Steven: Did you hear about Randy last night? I heard he dropped the soap and got anally violated

by omqtyler June 8, 2015

Steamy Anal

When your girl takes a shit without wiping and you fuck her dirty, shity ass hole.

Submitted by GDM crew (Chase, Elliot, Ronnie)

Ex:. That steamy anal felt like a warm blanket wrapped around my dick

by Ronaldo Sauve May 20, 2020

Anal Clairvoyance

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.

If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.

by Itchyasisaur June 9, 2014

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened July 22, 2007

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020