Ali

Ali’s are usually bitches and usually look like witches

Ali is a bitch

by Molly Freebury March 28, 2020

Ali

A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.

AS

Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.

Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...

by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018

Ali

A flippping snake know as @abzorbedali on ig

ali a snake

by alihaterdeeee May 22, 2025

Ali

An amazing person who lights up the room he walks into. He's extremely loyal and caring towards his friends and will go great lengths to help them. If you know an Ali, take care of him because he's so busy with others he might forget himself. He likes to sleep and often nods off, turning into a ball and starts rolling around.

Guy #1: Hey, what's that ball doing on the floor?

Guy #2: Oh, that's my roomie, Ali. He's a cool guy.

by SmolPupper September 3, 2017

Ali Anza

Cool looking really quite and slow guy. He goes commando on your ass when your not looking. He's so hot he's been with every guy in school. He doesn't need protection... those he fucks with his 4 inch dick need it.

OMFG he totally went Ali anza on Jerry. Jerry's dead!

by Vampirificlover November 22, 2011

ali

ali is a word used in a small town in scotland meaning decent

see that girl over there she’s ali

by purple bimbo December 19, 2021

Ali

If you ever meet a guy named ali , stay as far Away as possible , DO NOT mess around with guys called ali they’re manipulative jerks that will completely ruin your life and make you feel like CRAP

Girl: “ I’m talking to a really attractive guy called ali”
Girl 2 “ didn't i tell you to stay away from alis”

by Ceexoxo November 21, 2021