Afterbreakup Bitch

A person who talks shit after you were in a relationship and tries to fuck up your life even if they are the ones who ended the relationship.

I tried to stay friends but she is such a big afterbreakup bitch

by GaZs August 27, 2017

After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

by TundraBoy September 13, 2017

Afterburner

After you cum, nut, or ejaculate, you continue to masturbate resulting in a burning sensation in the genitals after the next ejaculation in the same session.

Author: don't do an afterburner.

by LonelyMemer September 26, 2017

afterdraught

The scent which someone leaves as they walk past you, it could be bad or good.

Uugh he has a bad afterdraught.

by Puffy cloud 1 July 4, 2018

Afterburner Effect

When a female becomes attractive after a period of time. Sometimes used to describe a female post relationship I.e. break up, dumped. Commonly used by guys who have been friend zoned, to describe a girl that's turned them down by describing how attractive that girl has become in a certain amount of time. Typically causes sense of regret in men. Makes women more desirable.

"My Ex girlfriend looks more attractive since we broke up"

"It's the Afterburner effect, she's now more attractive and desirable to other men.

"I wish I asked that girl out when I had the chance, since then she got hotter and has a boyfriend. That Afterburner effect screwed me over".

by Only1Noodle June 4, 2018

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.

Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.

by greatmaster September 17, 2018

after whore

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use

2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.

Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.

by schmuckaneers October 18, 2018