Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

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Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

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bus target

Noun: Someone set up to take the fall, a patsy. The dupe who's thrown under the bus when things go south.

The only way I'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if I know I'm not being set up as the bus target here.

by GreenBird23 June 21, 2011

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A person who don't wash his or her ass before getting on a public bus. The smell gets into people's windpipes,and they start gagging for air. A customer pulls the rope for the bus to stop,and then they get off 20 miles before their normal stop.

Bus driver, stop this damn bus ! There is a bus stopper on this bitch ! I will walk the rest of the way,because that chick (stank)!!

by picklebaby May 1, 2012

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Karmin Bus

It is the short bus version of the full size karma bus. Wishing the karmin bus on a person is a serious threat made by adults with the mentality of a 3 year old.

The Karmin Bus is circling around you like vultures on a rotting carcass.

Damn that Karmin Bus just ran my ass over, then backed up and ran me over again.

I was happily rolling around in my chair, minding my own business in the campground, when all of a sudden a stick jumped out and into my spokes. I fell over and I tumbled out so fast, all was seen was ass and feet. That was Karmin paying me a visit.

by The Champ ;) January 28, 2016

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