Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Salad Smoker

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

by retarded salad February 11, 2021

sink salad

Colourful detritus left in the sink strainer after the washing the dishes.

"Dude, that chilli con carne sink salad is super bling, yo!"

by phacochoerus April 25, 2021

Oreo Salad

When a black man jizzes inside a white person and a third person (racial identity does not matter here) eats the aforementioned black person’s jizz out of the aforementioned white person’s ass.

Oreo salad. There doesn’t need to be an example. The definition is well explained.

by jtimbre1989 April 26, 2021

Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.

"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."

by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023