War Zone

noun- A noun used to describe a sexual act between a man and a woman when the woman partner preforms a tea-bag (see: tea-bag) on the male partner while he releases his bowels and tinkles on her face all at the same time.
(his balls resemble bombs, he's dropping bombs in the toilet, and his dick is goin' off like a gun in her face=very vulgar and disgusting, but hence the name War Zone)

"you gave your wife a War Zone?"

by Chris Belltrothe November 23, 2006

Twilight Zone

When referring to the use of the phrase "no homo":

Normally occurs when friends are exchanging deep down feelings or weird actions and one person takes it too far, saying something that isn't covered in the "no homo" stature (like something about the Twilight movie saga)

Guy 1: Dude i love this girl so much i wanna marry her, no homo
Guy 2: Man that guy is ripped, no homo
Guy 3: You want to know something guys? I love the Twilight movies, no homo
Guy 2: Damn, you just entered the Twilight Zone

by akgnp June 16, 2010

Friend Zone

The Quickest way a woman to turn their guy friend gay

Man1: He used to be a blast to party with
Man2: Yeah to bad he got friend zoned and went gay.

by Drail9 April 17, 2009

Danger Zone

A specific period of time in which someone is watching the "money shot" portion of a pornographic movie while someone else (who person 1 does not want to be caught by) is in the same domicile.

It is known by this name for many reasons.

1: the male porn star usually takes an ungodly amount of time to finish his business.

2: because of the size of the video bar, an attempt at skipping any of the material would result in missing the finale.

And 3: because this is usually the period when someone watching pornography is reaching climax, leaving said person with their pants down.

Guy #1: "Dude, my roommate walked in when I was in the danger zone!"

Guy #2: "You couldn't just exit out?"

Guy #1: "No way, by then I was already losing it all over the place!"

by The Cream Machine November 29, 2009

Drop Zone

Derived from the term "drop" (meaning to take a shit, crap, or dump), the "drop zone" is the location at which one performs a "drop". This is also known as the bathroom, washroom, or lavatory.

Jimmy can't come to the phone right now. He's in the "drop zone".

by Tsapet January 20, 2007

Splash Zone

When there is a row of male urinals and every one either side of the user is not being used, as it is the Splash Zone

Hey, duuude, you're in my splash zone

by Butski September 29, 2010

Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."

"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."

by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014