your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

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Get the your moms istmug.

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

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Get the Your Mommug.

your mom

an ugly bitch

your mom
is an ugly bitch

by cantfindanamesorry April 30, 2020

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Get the your mommug.

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

by goose624 October 16, 2021

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