Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Winter Melon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.

Also called Winter Melon-Pult.

"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

wintering

1. When it is cold outside and snowing but you are Canadian and you don't enjoy it

Ex.

Person 1: Why don't you want to go out.
Person 2: It's wintering and I hate it!

by ihavegay January 22, 2023

Wintoning

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar

Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy

Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Winterwoo

An individual who is all about themselves in the summer, but the winter they drink and drink until their livers are gone. A real menice behind the wheel of a vehicle.

Guy 1: Jesus, did you see that person driving the ambulance? Must of been drunk?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah, must have been a goddamn Winterwoo.

by VitalRP March 5, 2023