Hey, watch this!

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.

Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*

by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013

Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.

Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.

by mally June 6, 2005

Watchkeeper

To waste money on something that is out dated and rubbish.

Watchkeeper

by Bob Munkhous March 3, 2014

Watch me nae nae

What you say when you get your sister pregnant.

Sam: Watch me nae nae!
Dan: Bro, that's your response to getting your sister pregnant? Lit XD!!!
Sam: I know right.

by RylieIsDumbLol June 12, 2018

google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.

dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.

by kotekzot June 15, 2007

Binge Watchable

A show that is Binge worthy; worthy of your extended attention.

"Man have you seen 'The Office' it is totally binge watchable."

by Dr. Powerade April 5, 2015