Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 23, 2019

Wang on

Wait and Hang mixed together said in a rush

Wang on a minute that’s not right!

by Adswellfit August 10, 2019

Stain Wang

This happens when you put your dillwhip in your homies ass more than 4 times a week. The poop usually stains on the shaft. That's where the name derives from.

Dude, I can't get changed in the locker room anymore.
Why?
Because I got the stain wang from you last night
Ah shit.
Yeah, literally!

by Volgor the Flame September 7, 2019

Yellow Wang Ointment

Yellow Wang Ointment is an asian about to "bust a nut" on another dudes cock. In the process of trying to do this, the other dude has to knee the "Ointment Giver" in the balls to create a yellowy-red colour to add to the sperm

"Yeah, the other day i had to give the Yellow Wang Ointment to some old dude. Scary shit"

by young dagger clit January 7, 2018

wang hand

When your hand in an an awkward position, normally in photos.

"Look at this boys new post! He looks so damn fit, but he has a bit of a wang hand."

by Wang hand April 19, 2018

WANG$AP

The meaning of ''Wang$ap'' comes from Tyler, The Creator. It is a collaboration/mix between Tyler, The Creators ''GolfWang'' and A$AP Mob.

''Asap Rocky: Its Wangsap and i dont wanna rush.'' , ''WANG$AP on the bumper sticker, fuck you niggas'' , ''They ain't ready for the Wang$ap, niggas!''

by badmondreamerr October 12, 2017

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017