Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

Bird leaf

It's a feather that comes from a bird

Oh cool I found a bird leaf

by Epicfalcon21 October 28, 2020

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Dicky Bird

A colloquial term meaning a penis. Typically used in Newfoundland but used in other places as well

He has a pretty small dicky bird

by Blockay November 25, 2021

Baby bird

When you are drunk making out and he/she burp/pukes in your mouth.

Bro, so me and Lissa were tongue wrestling at the bar and she baby birded me.

by StraightFlushPlumbing September 14, 2018

Cuckoo Birding

The act of intentionally having a child from another man and having your partner/husband raise it without their knowledge.

That bitch tried cuckoo birding me, but she didn’t know that I’m snipped.

by Thecuckoo December 2, 2019

Jimmy bird

Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded

#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.

by Memzr November 10, 2018