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White Willy Vacuum 

When someone snorts crack off of a penis.
"She did a white willy vacuum on that guy at the party"
White Willy Vacuum by Sid April 8, 2005

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long 

If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG
Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

Sofa Willy 

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
Sofa Willy by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

Touch Willy 

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
Touch Willy by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Pop willy 

A variant of wet willy, combining the best aspects of Pop Rocks and wet willys. The person licks or spits on their finger, and then dips it into the Pop Rocks bag coating the finger tip with a layer of Pop Rocks. Then the attacker sticks this finger into the victim's ear canal and twists. The key is to have ample saliva on the finger such that the Pop Rocks start popping right next to the ear drum!

1. (noun) He thought himself a pimp for pulling off a Pop willy against Nahir.

2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!
Pop willy by Abid May 12, 2008

steam boat willy 

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0
Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”
steam boat willy by Carly rivers October 5, 2020