I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation

"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."

by peteypab November 6, 2013

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.

Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.

by Soggy socks April 6, 2019

Nigga Mountain Toilet

Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon

Ah man look at that dude! he is doing the Nigga mountain toilet

by Jackbanan August 17, 2019

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

by UrbanJimit May 15, 2020