Toast

(Adjective) Sexually Frustrated to the max

Douchebag 1: Bro I am so toast
Douchebag 2: Oh...well have you met Melissa?
Douchebag 1: Nice!!!

by rtm11745 April 2, 2011

Toastally

the act of being toasty and stoned at the same time. Toastally stoned. comfycozy. Warm and toasted. Totally stoned.

Sarah and Nichole are feeling quite toasty and stoned. They're feeling toastally stoned.

by sfmmmm April 19, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Toast

Fresh, original as opposed to retoast.

"Yo nigga, did you see Jamal's new kicks?"
"Yee bro, that shit's toast as fuck!"

by mylodoo November 28, 2011

toast

Greenery, Budbudskunk, Bombassdank, Torque, Green Green Grass, Buddery, Greens, Janery, Torst

or

Toast (v) the act of inhaling the combustive vapors of the cannabis plant

1.Ey mayn, let's toast some of that skunk
2. that's some real bombass toast
3. That's a fat sack of toast

by realfunandencouragement November 30, 2011

Toast

1. Toasted sliced bread
2. Ready sliced bread that is packaged and bought from shops (before toasting).

Mum: "Can you get some eggs, milk and toast from the supermarket?"
Answer "yeah do you want Hovis or Warbuttons?"

by LanguageExpert_likes_cats August 2, 2013

Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 6, 2015