Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.

David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint

by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021

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Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024

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Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.

Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler

by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024

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Taint of unborn children

To convince a woman or man that their beliefs of sex drugs lifestyle well-being is better if it's full of unprotected sex alcohol pills and other drugs. If they live a low life in bad places it will be better.

Just because I live this way doesn't mean sharyl following me has to blame me for the taint of her unborn children. Taint of unborn children

by Amorites June 25, 2025

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