Bitch Eating

When your significant other won't do something you want so you're stuck eating and bitching at the same time.

I'm not arguing with you while your bitch eating so shut up and eat.

by MissMurderess January 28, 2017

Hartlepool Eats

A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.

Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too

by JWileburger November 24, 2021

Eating Abo's

Someone who performs the act of eating aborted foetuses

Not to be confused with eating the natives of Australia

Hey Gideon, your breath smell like death, have you been eating abo's

by Tixmax July 30, 2020

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 05, 2020

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 25, 2019

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

Clean Eating

Going down on a woman that has extreme bush (bush that starts above her belly). When you start to come back up because you don’t want choke, she spreads her lips and tells you it’s time to do a little clean eating.

After rummaging through her lady garden, she finally spread her lips and offered a little clean eating.

by Sicbastard August 25, 2018