taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

Taint Butter

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering

Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.

by Bobbetr January 24, 2017

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.

Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint

by bounty4lf July 25, 2015

taint clippings

The byproduct of clipping your taint with toenail clippers.

Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?

Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.

by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025