Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024

obama chair

Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...

"Nice chair frank"

"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"

"wut?"._.

by YABOIIBILLBURD April 20, 2018

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.

Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight

by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025

Chair-peace75

a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys

Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep

by Chair-peace75 September 11, 2021

Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

Yellow Chair

Support George Floyd protests 2020

Can’t breathe : yellow chair for floyd

by George Floyd Respect May 29, 2020