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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.
UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.
by esoul January 3, 2024
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Whatever keeps you on the water

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."
by Bonebaby November 25, 2018
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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The Keep

A word used to describe someone who is a big boi fan of the V-Tubing community.
Ah you see that brownie over there? Big time The Keep.
by WeeWoo21919 October 12, 2020
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Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.
"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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