Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

wids's english teacher

frog

THAT FKING WIDS'S ENGLISH TEACHER!

by widsisweed September 22, 2021

faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.

by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024

Eastbury teachers

Eastbury teachers are the basic definition of crack heads they smoke blunts they give you 1hour detentions for absolute nothing and most of them have serious anger issues

Some random kid: “have you seen those eastbury teachers that are complete crackheads”
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy”

by Lightskin girl December 1, 2019

Teacher

A person who can get on your nerves even when they be nice. There are several types of teachers. For example, There is a very chill teacher who just gives you work and doesn't grade anything unless she/ he has to. Another teacher is the one only kiss-ups like, the ones who shushes you if you talk, and if you interupt her while she talking she gonna tell you to raise your hand and when you do she says, "put your hand down".

Teacher: Now class as you can see on the board there is a--
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Raise your hand, I'm talking
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down.

by MMhhMM ya I said dat October 29, 2020