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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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Couch Pickle

A half eaten pickle found in a couch.
I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.
by Jesse1432 March 4, 2021
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sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple
my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch
by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
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The Couch Guy

The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.
Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.
by Cola Kid November 16, 2019
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Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.
That's just a couch excuse!
by dandan8000 November 22, 2024
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mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
by Burritowang May 14, 2016
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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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