Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
by KittyPetunia June 1, 2022
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A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 14, 2023
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The cop's are just sexey
Cop's Op
by Cop's Op February 1, 2021
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That faithful partner you love to hate and the cops are called cuz ya'll be fighting too much. One gets arrested, but the other doesn't want to press charges. Often you can hear them screaming 'I love you Baby' or asking the officer, 'Can I just give them a kiss before you take them away?', while in handcuffs.
Girl, I saw you on TV the other night with a new dude. Is that your Cops BooBoo?

I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.
by HotGoalieGf18 March 1, 2020
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Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 21, 2022
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When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.
"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."
by FlyOnPaperWings May 26, 2008
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when a frantic ex calls cops on a big, angry, high, ex con to punch her out....cops come, and mr. almost always REFUSE to obey COP demands.......i.e. Cop - Rusal. ...merch they didn't pay for...but took anyway..........Cop Rusal....... obey all laws and avoid these situations, yo
LaShawn and Orpheeneesha Terrell were telling me at the bail bond store that many of the lower rung of humans in whatever city have the nerve to say cops are corrupt Cop-Rusal to that, Girlfriend. Cops should Refuse or Cop-Rusal to be treated so unfairly. If Dontell and L'Roy obeyed cop instructions.......right?
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 9, 2020
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