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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
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Closet Vaxxer

A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
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closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
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closet wild

A person who is in fact wild but not willing to admit to it
by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018
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Healing Closet

The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
My ex girlfriend does not text me back, she may be in the healing closet
by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022
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Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
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