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Church

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.

Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".

2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.

That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.

2) Example:

- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
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God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17
I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church
by Parvencita July 7, 2017
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to leave church

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
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Church house state of mind

Church houses are building used for Christian worship services and other Christian religious activities. The term is used to refer to the physical buildings where Christians worship and also to refer to the community of Christians. But the state of mind is when you got a hoe on your line but you won’t let her waste your time. Instead you just like making rhymes, just have a good time.
Yung od: stuck in a church house state of mind I see my goal I waste no time

Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes
by IvanOoze March 1, 2021
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Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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