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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
by H@nn@ October 13, 2011
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poop cancer

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."
by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023
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cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word
this f#cking cancer game is so trash
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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Cancer

Seeing something so cringe that your brain developes cancer.
"Ayo look at this video of a femboy."
"Oh god I just got cancer."
by FexInt March 6, 2023
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Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A
You have cancer
by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023
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