Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.

Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

by aæsdlfkalæsdjkfælajdflaækdsjfa March 17, 2023

Chili doggin

Anal sex in the doggy position

Jessica wanted me to try chili doggin her last night.

by AdonisNeo August 27, 2025

prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Chili boys

(v) Passing off something that tastes like shit for something that tastes amazing by using swagger, pazazz and salesmanship.

Tastes food that is absolutely terrible.

Person 1: Gosh, this tastes horrible.

Person 2: What are you talking about? This tastes amazing!

Person 1: Don't try to Chili Boys me.

by Steve Dupree December 15, 2018

Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.

I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.

by elmo booty November 25, 2021