tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not

I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh

by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017

Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.

Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.

by HazyHalez November 20, 2017

Temp

warm and comfortable

Bob: Are you cold? Jeff: No I'm Temp

by PresidentMann December 11, 2017

Temborova

mid-17C-19C Someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards.

1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.

1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.

1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.

1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.

mid-17C-19C Did you see that guy? He was definitely a Temborova. Why would he bang a random girl?

by The Definitonator December 18, 2017

tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

by cheap s December 24, 2017

temp lovin

A loving gesture from one Bro to another! Showing a special bond.

That's some temp lovin right there.

by Temps February 1, 2018

tampoozing

Tampoozing is when your tampon is coming out and you have to run to the bathroom.

Get out of my way, I am in a big hurry! I am tampoozing!

by dangitcornholio February 2, 2018