by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013
Get the taint monstermug. While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!
by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018
Get the The Tainted Fleetwoodmug. by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017
Get the taint cockmug. The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
Get the Taintmug. Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
by Bestie420 July 21, 2022
Get the Cobra Taintmug. by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021
Get the horse taintmug. by Amatory December 29, 2016
Get the Pre-Taintmug.