(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
Get the Crimson Whale Punchmug. Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
Get the Big white whalemug. by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013
Get the whale net stockingsmug. Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by Howard Schultz October 16, 2008
Get the Big white whalemug. term used to define a woman who is almost perfect yet constantly eludes the man that is after her. Much like Moby Dick
Guy #1 "Brooke is such a Great White Whale, I never seem to be able to catch her."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
Guy #2 "I know i have the same problem with Morgan."
by Tollie1856 April 7, 2011
Get the Great White Whalemug. A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023
Get the Crystal whale spearingmug. by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019
Get the Ur moms a whalemug.