Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)
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Get the Chase Poole mug.The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
Get the Reverse Pool Noodle Style mug.When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
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Get the Guiseley Pool Noodle mug.A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets, meaning it's trapped and unusable for power generation or downstream supply, a critical concern for major US dams like Lake Mead and Lake Powell due to drought and climate change, signifying a severe water crisis.
What % of water is left in the dead pool depends on the reservoir.
What % of water is left in the dead pool depends on the reservoir.
A "dead pool" of water in a reservoir is the level below which water can no longer flow out through the dam's outlets
by Modern Women December 27, 2025
Get the dead pool mug.When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Pool Noodling mug.Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
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