Mario is a strong good-looking boy who has the greatest sexual power. He is tall and stronger than most. His abilities are manipulating people and seducing girls. In addition, he has a perfect body and a positive charisma. He is mysterious and comes either from Italy or from Greece. He is shy to all nice. But you should not provoke him. He is ambitious and protects his friends and family by all means.
Mario is Boss
by Teenager202 January 6, 2017
Get the Mario mug.When you and your crush are talking on the phone and things get awkward so you slap you wall and say YES, MARIO!
Girl 1: Me and him were on the phone last night and it was kind of awkward.
Girl 2: OMG did you make an excuse to hang up?
Girl 1: LOL no... I slapped my wall and screamed "YES, MARIO!" and he started dying!
Girl 2: OMG did you make an excuse to hang up?
Girl 1: LOL no... I slapped my wall and screamed "YES, MARIO!" and he started dying!
by Thevergin December 8, 2018
Get the YES, MARIO! mug.So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
Get the Super Mario Odyssey 2 mug.when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!
GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih
by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023
Get the Mario Karted mug.Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad
by xenojohn February 12, 2021
Get the Marios mug.Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what
Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
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