DEUCE DESIGNER

A FASHION DESIGNER anybody can be.

Everything is here for you as the binary experience is coming.

Last time you had at least two MOUNTAIN DEWS and SHIT right away.

Hey everyone time to not condemn anybody for SHITTING their pants as they make a great DEUCE DESIGNER as just look at that and they are a marketing genius as their fashion product they just made is being noticed by their penetrating marketing style.

TWO, TO, TOO, 2, TU as that can be used to be an effective DEUCE DESIGNER and you may say SIX DEUCE has a jump on everybody.

Do the DEW DEW DEUCE as that is a cool DEUCE DESIGNER in the hear and now

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021