by purpleHEW February 15, 2024
by Jakob Rodriguez December 03, 2020
that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.
bad idea.
bad idea.
by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
by mr astronaught May 31, 2011
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