Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.

It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.

by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019

Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.

*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.

by AshBee91 June 22, 2025

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

drop it like a couch

Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.

No more, " drop it like a couch"

by Cuz she said March 3, 2021

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018