I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

Clocked

blocked

My nose is clocked

by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022

Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.

John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.

by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022

clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.

Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean

by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022

alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into

i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

by D1N0NUGGIES December 6, 2021

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021