taylor swifty
my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.
taylor swifty by cmanley September 1, 2010
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Taylor Hicks
A talentless, gray haired man who won America's votes by dancing around the stage like a drunken idiot. The American public didn't consider that when they hear him sing on the radio, they won't see the hair or dancing. So, they threw away their votes and he won American Idol, stealing the throne that rightfully belonged to Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin, Paris Bennett, or Mandisa.
Taylor Hicks by Robert Koehler June 11, 2006
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Taylor Swift
A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.
Taylor Swift by noneya ;D December 30, 2010
Taylor Swift
The Beautiful 22 year old woman who has won countless awards, has the very best fans in the world, and ends up on forbes list. she has a lot of talent behind a guitar and sings like an angel. her blonde hair and blue eyes were clearly a gift to mankind by god himself, and is the most beautiful and amazing person to walk this earth.
Guy 1: hey man did you hear that one song "Sparks Fly" by Taylor Swift?
Guy 2: yeahh man that song is Awesome almost better then her song "Speak Now"
Guy 3: you guys talking about that beautiful woman named Taylor Swift?
Guy 1&2: ofcourse!!
Guy 3: i love her!
Guy 2: yeahh man that song is Awesome almost better then her song "Speak Now"
Guy 3: you guys talking about that beautiful woman named Taylor Swift?
Guy 1&2: ofcourse!!
Guy 3: i love her!
Taylor Swift by eTaylor Swift's Biggest fan!!! January 10, 2012
Taylor Swift
To tell your friends you are going to hang out somewhere while going to said location and joining in a two man jerk circle.
Taylor Swift by Naggrodamus Blackhoof June 4, 2009
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Taylor Swift by cruel Summer stand September 8, 2019
Taylor Swift
A prime example of how looks can get you anywhere in America. Despite her rat like features, our nation has fallen absolutely head over heels in love with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is one of the worst singers to ever come out of country music. Her songs were good when she first came out but then they got old, repetitive, and most of them are just stupid with little to no real meaning, other then her bad experience with a boy. I expected a little bit of a different sound in her new album now that shes hit 21, but Taylor Swift is a 8 year old in an 21 year old body. If you hate on Taylor Swift in public you are asking for a death wish because even your best of friends will hate you. Taylor Swift is most famous for being interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs. She road that gravy train to ultimate stardom and wrote a stupid song about the experience called Innocence.
Jennifer: "I mean yeah maybe Taylor Swift has a good personality, but she's a horrible singer.."
Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."
Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."
Taylor Swift by April Bee December 19, 2010