A hottie with a body. Usually skinny but has a six pack and is stronger than he looks. Good with the ladies but struggles to take it anywhere sexually. Feels lonely sometimes but has great friends. Quality memer.
Girl 1: wow Taine is looking cute today.
Girl 2: yeah I heard he has a nice dick, not too big but not small.
Taine: I’d love for u to suck it please.
Girl 2: yeah I heard he has a nice dick, not too big but not small.
Taine: I’d love for u to suck it please.
by Good boy 166 July 23, 2018
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-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009
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• taintbrush
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• Taint-a-licious
• taint master
• taint meat
My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.
by Tits Davis December 24, 2008
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Get the tainui mug.n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)
1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!
2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!
3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.
4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.
5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!
2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!
3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.
4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.
5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!
by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012
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This word derives from a Portuguese noun.
This word derives from a Portuguese noun.
Use in English:
- Let's make a tainada at my place tonight.
Original use (in Portuguese):
- Ei máno, siga fazer uma táináda? Atôm.
- Let's make a tainada at my place tonight.
Original use (in Portuguese):
- Ei máno, siga fazer uma táináda? Atôm.
by not110 August 11, 2010
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