taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock
Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now
by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- January 09, 2018
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tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
by bullets first June 02, 2011
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retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.
I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.
by Blubby1999 May 14, 2010
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taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake
"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake
by spazfly June 17, 2019
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami July 01, 2019
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