big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

by PeteMat March 3, 2009

Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

Taylor Swift

tall, skinny, blond, white girl with a cat face. has many boyfriends. sings about ex boyfriends. still not a slut.

person: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS HELLA BOYFRIENDS SLUTTT

by kengelica April 4, 2013

Swiatched

popular

are you swiatched in your school?

by bartsimpson September 25, 2003

switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

lollicock switch

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.

Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!

by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

Aids Switch

Is a switch which is located up the anus (sometimes known as the male G-Spot), which when touched by a cock is turned on & the person then has AIDS!!

Last night I had ass sex for the first time & my aids switch was flicked, I now have aids!

by lord_of_words September 25, 2010