swamp cock

when you put you dick in a stank pussy

tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock

by swamp watt August 31, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Adj.; Someone of extremely unappealling looks; A repulsively ugly person.

Bob: Oh, dude, look at that ugly chick!
Bill: Oh my God, she is a real Swamp Donkey!

by M. Stenersen December 28, 2005

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover

How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt

by Swampy69 August 18, 2018

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022

daddy swamp hole

Just the name of a guy who is on my phone.

Daddy swamp hole just snapped me

by 123BlondeBombshell December 25, 2017

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011